Rin: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Miku: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Len: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Miku: There are squirrels in my pants!

Rin: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
(Len: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Rin: Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats.
(Len: S-I-M-P,)
(Miku & Len: Squirrels in my pants!)
Rin: S to the I to the M to the P,
Rin: Then maybe you can be moving like me!

Rin: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Miku: Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin: Step right over and watch me put it...
Rin & Len: S to the I to the M to the P!

Len: Who you got back home, watering your plants?
(Rin: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Len: How can I qualify for government grants?
(Rin: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Len: Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance.
(Rin: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Len: Got an Aunt Florence living in France.
Rin: She can't see the...
Miku: Squirrels in my pants!

Len: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Miku: Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Rin: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Len: Step right over and watch me put it...
Rin & Len: S to the I to the M to the P!

Rin: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance,
(Len: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Rin: There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
(Len: S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Rin: Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie,
(Len: Baby you don't need an academic degree!)
Rin: Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
Len: S to the I to the M to the P!

Rin: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Miku: Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin: Step right over and watch me put it...
Rin & Len: Down, down, on the ground...
Rin & Len: 'cause you know I got it goin' on!

Len: S to the I to the M to the P!
Len: S to the I to the M to the P!
Rin: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Miku: Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin: If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin: If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
(Len: S to the I to the M to the P!)
Rin & Len: Ain't about love! Ain't about romance!
Rin & Len: I got squirrels in my pants!